My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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