You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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