too bad you live with your parents still
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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