I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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