it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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