Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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