This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Your penis caused this!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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