I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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