So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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