..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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