is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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