Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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