Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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