when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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