I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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