JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
jump out the window naked night went bad
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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