This is not my ceiling
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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