Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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