just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He did a backflip because drugs
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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