is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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