I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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