Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!

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(228): View more from Mississippi

He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.

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(760): View more from California

searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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(407): View more from Florida

Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it

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(416): View more from Toronto

You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...

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(810): View more from Michigan

I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know

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(650): View more from California

It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.

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(410): View more from Maryland

If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.

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(207): View more from Maine

So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.

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