On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.