none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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