This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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