What a fucking waste of an outfit
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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