I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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