WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I didn't notice because vodka
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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