Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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