ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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