Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
