But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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