what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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