you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Pants are for mortals
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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