nut hugger
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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