he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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