Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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