just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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