he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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