I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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