no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
