i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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