508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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