It's like a parade of train wrecks.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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