Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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