She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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