I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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