Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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