I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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