So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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