just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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