if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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