I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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