it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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