Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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