lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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