Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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