I'm going to jail i love you
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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